Take off, landing, a bow to the audience and aplause

Last time I wrote about the ideal spill from a horse, a slow flight and onto a soft field and how it took me only a few seconds to get up. Now I know how mistaken I was to call that a perfect fall. Exactly a week after that I experienced another involuntary dismount. So, how does the world's most ideal spill look like? You need:
1. one crazy Lipizzaner (about to come into season, and with a foal, calling her from the stable)
2. one wacko blonde (with acrobatic abilities and good reflexes)
3. one skilful photographer (with good timing and a sense of humour)
4. one Black Death (to fill in the picture)

And the result? Here it is:



It ended with me landing in an erectile position on my right foot, adding the left in half a second, bowing to the audience and laughing the next five minutes. Monta and I will soon have our very own circus act, it seems... :)